the game is never over.

crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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pimp-eridan:

teacher: what did you do this summer?

me: I went on a safari

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i started jogging:

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i started seeing somebody:

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i started to garden:

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i joined a band:

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and i got a job! 

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nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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cash4gore:

protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?

riding-seaward-on-the-waves:

Go big or go home

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

fight fire with fire bc eventually something will give

canonqueer:

*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*

powerburial:

passion:

"pokemon is running out of ideas"

geodude was a rock with arms

no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality

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